🔥💀 BREAKING: ROAM IN LITERALLY FLAMES 🔥💀 Yo fam, remember when Sonos said "We innovate for YOU!" and then dropped the Sonos Roam that said "Hold my Gatorade"? 🤡🥴 That's right, these portable speakers decided to become portable MELTERS! 🔥🔌💔 So here’s the tea ☕: users are reporting their Roam speakers hitting the temperatures of the sun ☀️ and just outright MELTING their precious charging ports! Like, son, I wanted a jam sesh, not a BBQ! 🍖💔 Forget "overheating" – these speakers are trying to become the next IKEA self-destruct tech! 🤖💥 CEO Quote Leak: "We designed them to ROAM, not to melt! 🤷‍♂️" Meanwhile, Drake’s regretting his endorsement: “I was vibin’ on my Sonos, now I’m vibin’ with a fire extinguisher 💧😂.” I swear, if I see another influencer saying “This is fine” while holding a flaming Roam, I’ll lose it! 🔥🚫 This is NOT the new "cool" tech aesthetic, fam! **POTENTIAL SHOWER THOUGHT:** What if all tech companies are just secretly trying to prepare us for a post-apocalyptic future where we roast marshmallows with our gadgets? 🌌🔥🔥 Stonks 👀📈 or melted? You decide! #SonosRoast #MeltedMemories #WeLoveChaos