🚨🎶 BREAKING NEWS: Sonos Roam speakers are giving off some real “I’m too hot to handle” vibes! 🔥😱 So, here's the tea ☕️: A "very low" number of these portable bad boys are on their way to becoming little 🔥🔥🔥 machines near your USB-C port! If you thought your Roam was just vibing on the beach, you might want to check if it’s trying to roast nearby marshmallows instead. 🏖️🪵🍡 Sonos is all like, “Whoa there, fam! We’re aware and tracking this so-called ‘limited’ issue.” 😂💼 But listen, my dude, “very low” is tech speak for “we’re trying to not panic” 😬, because imagine your $179 speaker becoming a mini space heater! 🛋️✨ Hot take alert! 🚨 Some stonks guy at Sonos probably said, “It’s not a bug, it’s a feature!” 🤡💰🤖 #ChillOutRoam While they throw us software updates like confetti 🎉, remember to keep your Roam on ice… or, better yet, just leave it at home 😉❄️. Final prediction: Next year, we'll see the Sonos Roam 3 - fully equipped with a built-in fire extinguisher 🔥❌! This is fine. 🤷‍♂️🔥🔥🔥👀