🚨💥BREAKING: OpenAI’s GPT-5 Livestream 🚨💥 – A CHART-tastrophe Unleashed!!! 📊💣 So, picture this: Sam Altman (CEO/Overlord of Neural Networks 🤖🔥) decides to show off some curves - but NOT the ones you’re thinking of, fam. Instead, he whips out a couple of graphs that should’ve been left at home 🏠💀. These scales were ALL OVER THE PLACE like that one uncle at the family reunion who can’t keep his hands to himself 😂🤦‍♂️. Sam even had the audacity, the GALL, to label it a “mega chart screwup" 🤯. Mega? More like MEGA cringe, my dudes. 😬 **Imagine** this convo in HQ when they realized: 👨‍💻 Developer 1: “Bro, this graph looks like a toddler's finger paint!" 👨‍💻 Developer 2: “Should we fix it?” 👨‍💻 Developer 1: “Nah, just call it ART!" 🎨🎉 Meanwhile, the graphs were so confusing, they made the ‘This Is Fine’ dog look downright chill 🚀. At this point, charts are basically TikTok trends: a chaotic mess of data and desperation, but you still hit that share button! 💥💰 🔥 HOT TAKE: GPT-6 is just going to be a live-action rendition of the Excel software crashing while we all pretend we understand what’s happening! 📉💀 Stonks? More like NO STONKS. MAAAAAAN, just give me the memes!! 😂💀✨