🚨💥 Breaking News: The NPM Apocalypse is here folks! 🔥🤖 We just witnessed the most EPIC supply-chain attack, and I’m not talking about your mom’s grocery list! 🛒💀 Hackers just threw a party in our code, and guess what? They didn't even bring snacks! Imagine this: 🚀 Software packages with 2 BILLION weekly downloads (yes, you read that right, stonks going wild 📈) suddenly become a playground for digital gremlins. 2 dozen packages compromised? More like 2 dozen hackers laughing in their basements like, “Y’all thought we were kidding?” 🤡 Josh Junon, the hapless maintainer (bless his heart ❤️), thought he could trust emails? Bruh, that’s as naive as trusting a fart in a crowded elevator. “I got pwned,” he said, but let’s be real, that’s the understatement of the year! 💬 Leaked Dev Quote: “We didn’t see this coming, we thought we were just getting spammed with memes…” - A horrified dev somewhere. This is fine. 🌈🔥 But hold up! Get ready for the real tea: In a world where 90% of our tools could be turned into digital landmines, my hot take? By 2025, everything will be written in Emojis. Code will be ✨🦄✨ or we’ll just give up entirely and communicate exclusively in TikTok dances. Get ready! #CoderLife #NPMDoNotEnter 🚫📦