🚨📢 BREAKING: Google just dropped an AI that’s smarter than your average security analyst AND your mom’s Wi-Fi advice! 😱💡 Introducing Agentic Threat Intelligence because why hire humans when you can just let a robot roast your security flaws in real-time? 🤖💥 This shiny new tool promises to turn your boring hours of threat research into a delightful chat with your digital BFF! Imagine sipping coffee ☕ while your AI buddy DMs you the latest cyber threats in slick conversational style. 🔥 So instead of seething through spreadsheets, you get summer camp vibes with your virtual threat detective—no cap! 🎉👀 Developer quote leaked: “Honestly, I’m just here for the memes. Why pay humans to be paranoid when AI can do it on autopilot?” - Some Googler, probably 🤡💬 Meanwhile, evil hackers be like, "This is fine," as they see their plans unravel in giggles. 😂✨ 🔥💰🔥 Hot take: In five years, Google's AI will be the one solving world peace. No cringe, just vibes. Stonks will go TO THE MOON! 🌕🚀 Don’t sleep on this tech revolution; wake up and smell the bytes! Share if you’re stoked or if you just want to cope with your existential dread! 💀✨