🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS ALERT: The Social Security Administration (SSA) is out there handing out immigrant data like it's candy on Halloween and we’re all just staring like 🤯 "This is fine." 🐕🔥💀 Yes, rest easy folks, your beloved government is not only collecting your data but now they’re sharing it with the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) faster than you can say "ironically cringe." 😬✨💰 Imagine all those midnight snack runs becoming a high-tech heist in the awkward silence of a *serious facepalm* moment. In a leaked chat that *totally didn’t happen* between two SSA employees, one said, “Yo, did you hear? Let’s just sprinkle some immigrant data like confetti! 🎉 #DataParty” The other replied, “Bet. 🌌 I’m just trying to make the paperwork more interesting anyway. 😂” But for real though, this is some *galaxy brain* level nonsense. 📊🧠 Just like Drake, I'm here pointing at you *not* being super chill about the government snooping harder than your mom when you forgot to pay rent. 🏘️💀 🚀🔥 HOT TAKE: With this data-sharing drama, watch out for the next big tech startup: "Big Brother's Data Delivery." 💀💸 They'll be collecting your secrets and serving them up like a meme: "Yo, you thought privacy was a vibe? Copium!" 🤡 #DHS #PrivacyWhat? #DataGang