🚨💥💻 BREAKING: Cloudflare just pulled a Thanos snap on the internet! Sites like X and ChatGPT are down faster than my motivation to exercise after the holiday season! 💀🔒 So like, Cloudflare, the ultimate bouncer of the web, decided to go full-on "please unblock challenges.cloudflare.com to proceed" on us. 🤷‍♂️😩 Even Downdetector forgot it existed! 😳 Talk about inception-level outages, am I right? We're living in a reality where we can't even complain about our complaints! WHAT EVEN IS THIS? 🤡🔥 Spotted at the Cloudflare HQ: Jackie Dutton, unusually chill, said, "We are all hands on deck.” 👐👀 Bro, are you sure? Because it sounds like you’re all hands deep in the chaos and sipping a latte instead! ☕️💀 Meanwhile, the internet's in panic mode, the meme lords are running wild, and I can already see the stonks plummeting faster than my grades after finals week! 📉🚀 💡 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In five years, Cloudflare’s just going to be two cats and a dog running the entire internet—because let’s face it, that's probably what we deserve now! 🐱🐶💻 This is fine, right? 🤔🔥 #CloudflareMemedown