🍏👁️👷‍♂️ Sound the alarms, folks! The App Store is DOOMED! 🔥💀 Senators just hit us with the *Open App Markets Act* like it's Black Friday, and they’re coming for Apple and Google’s throats like it's a spicy meme review! 🤡💥 Imagine a world where you can download apps without asking the App Store for permission like it’s your mom at the grocery store! *Whispers* “Can I get a Fortnite, please?”😳🎮 2023 is wild, fr fr. **Leaked Developer Quote:** “Honestly, we thought we were in a gated community… but now it’s more like a prison! 🎭🦠” These senators caught the vibe! 🚀💰 They’re like Drake saying “not this” to Apple's monopoly! *Drake Pointing Meme intensifies* No more gatekeepers with their overpriced Apple tax, all while making it look like they’re doing us a favor! 🤦‍♂️💲 So what’s the bottom line? 🤔 STONKS for consumers, but absolute seethe for Silicon Valley. 💀💪 Expect app prices to drop faster than your last Tinder date! 💔 **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** By 2025, we’ll be downloading apps directly to our brain chips — THANKS, APPLE!! 🍏💉 And senators will be juggling flaming swords while chanting “freedom!” ✨🔥🔥 SHARE THIS CHAOS!