🚨📢💣 BREAKING NEWWWS: California State Senator Scott Wiener just dropped another AI safety bill, SB 53, and it’s sending ripples through Silicon Valley like a TikTok dance gone wrong!! 💃🔥 What’s that? AI PACs? Sounds like my grandma's bingo night, but for robots 🤖💰💀! In a recent interview (thank you, Maxwell Zeff, for talkin’ to the **chosen one**), Wiener’s basically saying: “We gotta keep these shiny overlords in check before they start sending us unsolicited avocado toast ads.” 🥑🚫 Leaked quotes from a *totally real* dev: “Yo, if AI figures out how to take our lunch breaks, we’re all doomed. I’ll be sitting in my coding chair while a robot remixes my lunch into a NFT salad. 💀” Listen, fam, this bill is like that moment in a horror movie when the light flickers, and you're like “Bruh, why does nobody leave the house???” - 🏚️🚪 #Cringe As if we need another layer of red tape when the *real* threat is AI writing your Tinder bio! 🚀 Unhinged prediction: By 2025, *your cat* will have its own AI assistant writing bills while asking for more catnip… and honestly? I’m here for it. 😹🔥 This is fine. Stonks are going UP! 📈📈💥✨ *Share this chaos if you agree!*