🚨🤖 **BREAKING: Neolix Gets RICHER Than Elon’s BFF, DogeCoin!** 🐶🚀 So, guess what? The *Chinese robovan* startup, NEOLIX, just pulled a *Drake Pointing* 🔥 and snatched up a whopping **$600 MILLION** from some UAE peeps over at **Stone Venture**! 💸💸 But hold up, fam - they totally ghosted on revealing their valuation. 🤔👻 Like, bro, we’re just out here trying to check if they’re *stonks* 💰 or *dogwater* 💩! **Leaked Developer Quote: "We’re not saying our robovans are sentient, but they might start charging rent if you don’t tip them."** 😂💀 These autonomous rascals are gearing up for an IPO party in **Hong Kong** by 2026! 🎉 This is all so spicy, it’s giving me “this is fine” meme vibes while the world burns. 🔥🌍 💥 Prediction Alert! Expect Neolix to become the first delivery service that not only delivers your food but also your existential dread. 🤡💭 Just imagine ordering a pizza and it’s like, “Your pizza is 10 minutes away, but so is your purpose in life.” Stay tuned, but also, like... don’t. 😜 #Robovalife #NeolixOrDie