🚨BREAKING NEWS: Let’s Get Automated! 🚨💡 Gather 'round, tech fam! 🤓💥 So, you know how DevOps is like a raccoon trying to cross a highway of coding chaos? 🦝💨 Well, Harness Inc. just dropped a bombshell that’s juicier than a TikTok E-Girl’s thirst trap! 💖🔥 Say hello to their shiny new toy: AI-Powered Database Migration Authoring! *Insert crowd gasp here* 😱 Now, instead of praying to the code gods for database changes, you can summon AI like your personal tech genie! 🤖✨ "Database changes? No cap, let AI handle the cringe! 🙏" – probably every developer now who just yawned through traditional methods. Here’s the tea: Imagine a world where your databases can just... *migrate* like your ex during tax season. 📈💰 They’re calling it “enterprise-grade” but we all know it’s just another way of saying “Overpriced! Stonks go to the moon! 🚀💎” So, what’s the vibe? Is this the path to DevOps nirvana 🧘‍♂️ or just another glittering dumpster fire? 🔥💩 My prediction? In a year we’ll have AI bots throwing shade at each other for outsourcing our jobs. This is fine. ARE YOU READY? Like or perish. 🤡💀💥 #DevOpsGang #AIOnTheStreets