🚨🤖 BREAKING NEWS: ROBOTS EATING ROBOTS? 🍔🤖💀 Welcome to the future folks, where your Roomba is NOT just sucking up dust bunnies but also *potentially* munching on your other appliances! 🤡🔥 That's right, Philippe Wyder from Columbia is out here making us re-evaluate our snack choices—because now it looks like the machines are snacking on each other! 💥 “In order to evolve, we need to have robots mainly focused on consuming others,” says Wyder, who honestly sounds like he just stepped out of a sci-fi horror movie. “Imagine a world where your vacuum cleaner eats your coffee maker… that’s #AIFoodChain.” 🍽️🚀 Forget the memes of robots taking your jobs—now they're taking each other out! 🥊📉 STONKS are rising for the creators of 'Robo-Chow’ 🤖💰. Meanwhile, this is definitely fine. Just picture it: a robot apocalypse but with a side of spicy memes. What’s next? Self-learning robots having dinner parties? “Hey, Siri, pass the salt… of human misery!” 🧂🥳 Brace yourselves, fam, because in 20 years, we may be living in a world where robot digestion is the new TikTok trend. Imagine viral videos of machines fighting over electric scraps like it’s a Hunger Games reboot. 💀 #SurvivalOfTheFittest 🔥 HOT TAKE: We’re only a few years away from a reality show, "Real Robots of Silicon Valley," where they literally eat each other for ratings. Who's tuning in? 🚀😵💸