🚨BREAKING: Jimmy Kimmel is apparently the chosen one, if you believe in clownery and social media antics 🤡🔥 In the latest episode of "As the Trump Turns", our favorite late-night host casually spills the tea ☕️, revealing that every time the orange overlord tweets about him, he just whips up some bagels for the fam. 🥯💁‍♂️ Picture this: Kimmel’s lounging, half-asleep, and suddenly gets hit with the news that Trump just fired off a tweet like he’s launching a nuclear missile at 12:49 AM. “Get the bum off the air!!!” 😱 That’s the *unhinged all-caps energy* we love to see—like it’s 2016 all over again, my guy! 🔥 Jimmy’s response? “Oh,” followed by bagel-making skills that could rival Gordon Ramsay. Like I *know* these bagels are supreme. 💯💰 Imagine the behind-the-scenes convo: Jimmy: “Wife, did the orange goblin tweet again?” Wife: “Yep. Same time as always. Bagels?” Jimmy: “Double it. We gotta fuel the roast.” Pro prediction: Kimmel will straight-up start a “Bagels for Tweets” fundraising campaign 🍞👏, and in 5 years, we’ll all be living in a reality show where late-night hosts run the government. This is based, no cap! 🌌💥 Share if you think Kimmel should run for president (or at least head of the bagel council)! 🌈✨ #Stonks #ThisIsFine