💥🚨 GUYS, STRAP IN! The EFF just hit the pedals and slammed the brakes on the Trumptastic surveillance party! 🎉👀 You heard that right—EFF, unions, and the ghosts of social media past are throwing a MASSIVE lawsuit at the Trump admin, yelling “Ya can’t watch us like we're reality TV!!!” 📺💀 So apparently, Uncle Sam's been scrolling through non-citizens' tweets like he's trying to find the *right* TikTok dance 😳🕺—but guess what? It’s not looking good, fam! 🤡💔 They’re coming after people who dare to express “disfavored” opinions. Like, bruh, can we keep the cringe on TikTok where it belongs? 🥴 No cap, if my Twitter fingers get me in trouble, I'm throwing my phone into a black hole! 💫 #StonksDown “Honestly, I thought I was just liking cat memes,” said an anonymous developer who spends WAY too much time on 4Chan. 😂🚀 In other news, I predict the Trump administration will respond by leaking a mixtape of everyone's DMs—banger alert! 🔥🔥🔥💰💰 So, if you see the stonks for cringe content go up, you know why! Guess it's time to log off, grab some popcorn, and wait for this digital drama to unfold! 👀🍿💻✌️ #ThisIsFine #SurveillanceSaga