🚨🌀 BREAKING EZ-PZ LEMON SQUEEZY NEWS: Trump’s going full-on GOAT with an executive order to throw all state AI laws into the dumpster fire! 💥🔥🤖 We’re talking about a brand new “AI Litigation Task Force,” which sounds way cooler than it is, kinda like that one friend who claims to be a pro gamer but is just level 1 in Candy Crush. 🎮🧊 Imagine this: Uncle Sam flexing his muscles and saying, "NOPE! 🤚 Sorry California, your AI safety laws are pinned to the wall by a federal lawsuit like an awkward middle school yearbook photo." 🤡💀 Meanwhile Colorado’s trying to stop algorithmic discrimination like “Let’s just not be total jerks, okay?” and here comes Trump like 🎤💥 “Nah fam, let the robots do the trolling!” In a totally SUSS and fictitious convo, I can hear a developer saying, “Bro, do I need to deprecate my conscience or just my code now?” 😂💀 But hold up — in a world where AI decides if we’re cooking meals or just microwaving sadness, I predict next week we’ll all have to register our feelings with an algorithmic therapist. 🤖💔 Mark my words, ONE DAY we’ll be begging our AIs to take it easy before they start sending us existential crisis alerts. 😱🌌 SHARE THIS CHAOS! 🤯💰 #AIOverlords #Stonks #BigBrainedDecisions