🔥 Hold onto your charge cables, fam! 🧨 The Baseus Picogo 5K power bank just dropped to a mind-blowing $36! 💰💻 That's right! For less than your last Postmates order, you can now carry around a battery that’s skinnier than your last Tinder date! 💔 But wait, there’s tea! ☕️ While this bad boy might’ve scored a “meh” in the best MagSafe battle royale (🔫), it comes with a kickstand, so you can watch TikToks while you juice your phone! 📱👀 "What’s the point of charging if I can't scroll?" said Team Baseus. 🥴 Stonks? More like *stonks* baby! 📈 And listen up, power users! ⚡️ If you're rolling with your Anker Nano 💪, good for you! But can it hold your phone up like it’s training for a bench press? Nah, fam. 🤷‍♂️ Plus, with its glorious 5,000 mAh capacity, it’ll blast your iPhone 15 back up to 43% in just 42 minutes—probably faster than your ex responds to your texts. 😒💔 🚨 **Leaked Developer Quote:** “We basically made a power bank that’s more useful than a third monitor. 🤖💀” So, here’s the hot take: Prepare for Baseus to take over the world like they’re the Thanos of phone accessories. 👀🔥 *Watch out, Apple! Your chargers are quaking in their overpriced boxes!* 💥💥💥