🚨 BREAKING: Trump vs. Cancer: The Showdown of the Century! 💀🤡 So, you thought *Game of Thrones* had plot twists? Nah fam, welcome to the *I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER* saga of cancer research getting bodied by the one and only Donald J. Trump! 🍔💰 🚫🧪 In a move that says "let's fund my golf trips instead," ol' dude decided to kick hundreds of millions of dollars out of cancer research because, wait for it... *woke studies* are the real enemy? 🥴 Bet you didn't see that on your TikTok feed, huh? 🤣 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "I literally had to Google what 'woke' meant before deleting all that funding. Like, do they think cancer is a social construct?" - A confused lab rat 🐭🔬 As the world grapples with this wild plot twist, I can already hear the Drake pointing meme: "Cancer research? Nah, I don't think so!" 🔥🚀 But listen up, folks! Here’s my unhinged hot take: in five years, we'll find out that cancer is just a bad Wi-Fi signal and Trump was actually onto something. 🤯💻💥 Prepare for the *Zoom University: Cancer Edition*! 😂🔥 Share this if you love chaos and cringe, because this is about to be the meme of the year! 💀✨ #MakeCancerFundingGreatAgain