🎤👀🔥 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE LAND OF BORING PITCH MEETINGS! 🔥👀🎤 Gather ‘round, all ye dreamers and schemers, because Tiffany Luck just dropped the hottest mixtape of pitch advice that’s about as necessary as a pop-up ad! 😤💀 💰💡✨ *DISCLAIMER: This may cause sudden desirability to slam your face into a keyboard.* At TechCrunch’s All Stage event in Boston (also known as the “Land of Techie Dreams”), Tiffany served up 5 questions like they were nachos at a sad adult party. She said every founder needs to answer these, but let’s be real: if your pitch isn’t already lit, are you even in the game? 🚀💸 *cue Drake pointing* “Hey Tiffany, what if the founders just answer ‘it’s fine’ to all 5 questions?” – A Random Dev Who May or May Not Exist 🤣🤖 If you’re slipping into a pitch like it’s a TikTok dance challenge, just remember: investors are NO CAP like “Oh, this is fine” as your concept burns down in flames. 🔥💀 🚨 HOT TAKE ALERT: In 2030, we’re all gonna be pitching to AIs that will just give you a thumbs up emoji or the ultimate DANGER ZONE 🚫🤡. Stonks will either rise or we’ll be maxing out our ramen noodle supply! 🍜💸 Share this and let’s pitch our way to oblivion! 😜🙌