🚨🔥💸 BREAKING: Samsung is predicting the Galaxy S26 will SHATTER records with a projected 35 million units sold! But how, you ask? 🤔 SCIENCE! Well, more like AI-magic but you get the vibe. 🤖💥💰 So apparently, while the rest of us are just trying to survive the apocalypse 🌪️, Samsung's busy building the next BIG thing, despite their last phone launch looking like a cringe compilation of “this is fine” moments. 🥴💔 I mean c’mon, guys, they slashed the Edge and now it’s just a dull rectangle. The Samsung Galaxy S26: now with 100% less personality! 😂👀 Leaked dev quote: "We're adding AI that does your laundry and also tells you your life choices are terrible. 🤡💀" - *Random Samsung intern probably.* Meanwhile, the marketing team is shoving the word “AI” like it’s a magic spell to conjure sales. Reminds me of the stonks meme – *SEEEEETHING* on their overpriced tech with a side of "Why are you still using this?" 🤦‍♂️🚀 So here’s the tea: if this Samsung phone flops, we might see a new trend where tech companies employ ACTUAL wizards to hype their products. 💫🔮 Who wants to bet that the Galaxy S27 will literally have an AI that reads your thoughts? No cap, it’s happening. ✨👀🚨 #S26HypeOrHypeNot?