🚀☀️BREAKING: Google Just Became Your Solar-Powered Space Electrician! 🔌✨ Hold your stonks, fam! Google said “screw Earth” and is tossing two solar-powered satellites into low Earth orbit by 2027! 🌌💫 But wait—a quick reality check: each satellite packs not one, not two, but FOUR TPUs (Tensor Processing Units, for the uninitiated), which means these babies are about to compute like your grandma on caffeine! 🤖💀 🔊 "Our data centers are so thirsty, they make a cactus look like a water fountain," said a *totally real* Google dev who definitely didn't quote me on that. 💦💯 But like, can we take a moment to appreciate how cringe it is that we’re literally launching energy-sucking robots into space because Earth can't handle our AI addiction? This is fine 😅🔥. Imagine this nightmare scenario: “AI satellites” take over the world, and suddenly your TikToks are being edited by a 1-ton supercomputer orbiting the Earth! 🤡 Prediction time, fam: by 2030, Google will own Mars, and Earth will be just a dystopian AI wasteland, where TPUs make the rules. Get ready for the “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Carbon” meme by next summer! 😂💰 #Suncatcher #StayWoke 🌞💥