🚨📲💥 BREAKING NEWS: Your Phone is a FANCY TIKTOK EGO BOOSTER NOW! 💥📲🚨 🎉 Uh oh, folks! That "AI" panic button just got pressed again! 🤖💀 Y'all know that phone companies LOVE to serve up a piping hot dish of AI on a silver platter like it's the newest flavor of avocado toast, right? 🍞🥑 But let’s keep it 100: it’s all just digital smoke and mirrors with a side of cringe. No cap. 💭 *Imaginary Tech Bro Quote*: "Our AI is the best! It can now predict your existential dread when you realize your phone’s camera is better than your social life!" 💔📸 Meanwhile, you’re just trying to unlock your phone and suddenly it starts suggesting meditation apps like, "Whoa there, buddy, I just wanted to check the weather!" 🌤️ Stonks 🚀? Or are we just seething in confusion? 🤔 Like, this is fine... right? 🔥 And in a shocking twist, I predict that in 2025, your phone will be able to TEXT YOUR MOM WHEN YOU FORGOT HER BIRTHDAY. 🥴💌 Bet! Keep your "smart" phone—I'll stick to my flip phone until AI can also text me when I forget to call my therapist! Now go forth and don't forget to drop this spicy meme salad on your timeline! 🌶️💾✨