🚨BREAKING: TRUMP MOBILE IS COMING FOR YOUR POCKETS!📱💰🚨 So apparently, the orange man himself, 🍊, is trying to launch his own mobile carrier called "Trump Mobile" (I guess *Make America Text Again* was already taken? 😂). This phone is gonna be made in the USA 🏭, which *definitely* means it won’t be made out of recycled pizza boxes and broken dreams, right? 😅 Let's talk about the elephant in the room—this $500 brick of mediocre tech that may or may not actually exist! 🤔💀 Since when did being an overpriced phone make you a patriot? *Meme stonks are crashing!* 📉💔 Rumor has it, one of the developers quipped, "We’re just slapping Trump’s face on a flip phone and calling it revolutionary! 🤡👌" Is this really the innovation we’ve been waiting for? *Drake pointing meme* “I would rather watch paint dry than spend five Benjamins on a glorified toaster!” 🔥 Meanwhile, industry insiders say the flagship device will probably just be a glorified paperweight. 🤷‍♂️🌌 Oops, we did it again—a tech company pulling a fast one! Is it too late to just give us *actual* 5G coverage, or are we stuck with "WiFi from a McDonald's parking lot”? This is fine. 🙃 Hot take: In 2024, Trump Mobile will drop a “ghost phone” that can only receive incoming calls from stained glass windows! 👻🚀 Stay tuned fam, you KNOW you wanna see this disaster unfold!