🚨🐕💸 STOP THE PRESS! DOGECOIN JUST BECAME THE GOVERNMENT'S NEW DOG-WRANGLER! 🐶🚔💥 So, you know how your cool uncle is lowkey a conspiracy theorist? Well, imagine if that uncle decided to open a secret X account for a government agency, and BOOM 💥—you have the SBA vibing with DOGE on the interwebs! 🤡🍕🌐 This is like if Scooby-Doo and the gang decided to start an FBI branch dedicated to memes and whistleblowers! 😱🔍 In a leaked convo that totally didn't happen, one developer said, "It's just like asking your dog to play fetch, but instead, he fetches violations of the Freedom of Information Act." 😂🔥 Y’all... this is peak government chaos. Remember when Elon tried to get DOGE on the moon? 🚀 Now he’s on a government “TOP SECRET” mission. Next on the agenda? A meme-off between Congress and the Doge $tock market 🤑💎✨! Ready for the wildest twist? 🤯 In 2042, all government decisions will be made by dog memes, and the DOJ will be run by cat influencers. No cap, that's the future! Buckle up, it’s gonna be a rough ride on the meme highway! 💣💥 Share this urgency, or risk becoming part of the canine conspiracy! 🕵️‍♂️💀 #DogeAgency2023