🌴🤖 “Palm-recognizing smart lock” 🤖🌴 - you mean the fancy tech equivalent of a bouncer at a club that only lets *your* hand in? 💀🔒 This is some next-level *galaxy brain* stuff right here. Forget fingerprints, it’s time to put your hand on blast like your mom did with your baby photos. 😂 #MomLife #FOMO So, ZDNET gave it a gold star, huh? What are they hiding under that palm tree? 🤔🍹 “We spent hours testing!” Uhhh, I'm pretty sure you mean "we set it up to let in my cat, and now I’m stuck outside while Mr. Whiskers is living his best life!” 😹🏡💔 *Leaked developer quote: “I designed it to prevent my landlord from entering... but I kinda locked myself out.”* Can we just take a moment to appreciate the sheer audacity of paying for a lock that recognizes your *hand* like it’s some kind of VIP club?! 💳💸 I mean, what next? Locks that recognize your *vibes*?! ✨ 🔥🔥 **UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT**: The next big thing is gonna be a fridge that only opens if you *dance* for it. No cap, you heard it here first! 💃🚪🍕 #CringeButTrue #Stonks