🚨💩 BREAKING: npm just got hit harder than your mom when she found your browser history! 💩🚨 So here’s the tea ☕️: Aikido Security dropped the bomb 💣 that 18 packages (yep, you heard me right, EIGHTEEN) just got infected like your high school friend after one wild party. 😱💀 With a combined total of over 2.6 BILLION downloads weekly, it's like the "Avengers: Endgame" of npm hacks, but instead of Thanos, it’s just a bunch of hackers stealing your lunch money and your sanity. 😤💰 📦 Developers woke up to find their beloved node_modules filled with a secret hater’s club! 🤖 Literally, npm packages are the reusable LEGO blocks of JS 🤖, and now those blocks got some *seriously* nasty malware "stuck" on them. Like Drake said, “I’m not saying it’s a good move, but it sure is a cringe move.” “Honestly, who needs security when you can have billions in downloads? 🥳” - some developer probably, right before crying himself to sleep. 😭 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE 🔥🔥: Get ready for the age of “Supply Chain Security Consultants”—it's gonna be the new “I sell NFTs” craze! Strap in, fam! The future is here... and it’s glitching! 🚀😜 #npmHax #ThisIsFine