💰🚨 HOLD UP, PEOPLE! We gotta talk about the *real* romance story of the century: 🇷🇺❤️💻 A Russian couple who decided that their relationship goals were… robbing 400,000 people like it's a freaking Tinder date! 💔📉 That's right, while we swipe right for pizza, they swiped left on morality and raked in a casual €64M in BTC over 8 years. ✨💸 Imagine telling your friends you work in "cybersecurity" while dropping bombs like “I actually run the Crylock ransomware scheme” like it’s totally normal. Like, can we get a “this is fine” meme for the millions of victims? 😅🔥 **Leaked Developer Quote - "Vlad and Natasha"**: “We saw the stonks going UP 🚀📈 and thought, why not? It's just like farming, but instead of crops, we harvest tears! 🌾😢" Like, family goals amirite? 🤭 But the real kicker? Investigators were tipped off because 50 cats 🐱 got richer suddenly… or was it just their sick crypto mining rig? 🤖💀 Here's the hot take: Watch out! Next week, they’ll start a TikTok dance challenge about it, and boom, Ransomware is the new TikTok trend. 🤳💃💥 #CrylockChallenge is coming to ruin your FYP! You heard it here first! 🔥💣🥳