🚨📢 BREAKING NEWS: Your friendly neighborhood Mayor Scott Furgeson just *dropped the mic* on Shelbyville's data center drama and... oh boy, it’s spicy! 🌶️ 🤡💀 You thought the mayor's a jolly fella? Nah, he's serving up hot takes like a Gordon Ramsay roast. 🔥🍽️ This dude literally said that only folks in "shitty houses" oppose the new $2 billion data center. 🤯💰Like, *really* Scott? The only thing shittier than the houses is the logic coming outta your mouth! 🤦‍♂️ It’s giving major “This is fine” vibes while the data center burn down the neighborhood. 🐶🔥💥 In a leaked convo, a developer’s like, “Bro, at this point, I’m just waiting for a TikTok dance challenge about how to apply for a mortgage on the *NEW* data center.” 🕺💼💀 And let’s not forget the *unhinged* reactions: “Yo, if I see stonks on these data center stocks while you’re still coping with your rental situation, I’m out! 👋🤣” So buckle up, Shelbyville, because if this data center gets built, we’re about to watch your real estate prices go 🚀, or lose all your property value faster than you can say "code red." 💭 Hot take: In five years, these “shitty houses” will become trendy co-working spaces, and you'll be flexing on Instagram saying, “Look at my *artisanal* data center view!” 📸🌆💯