🚨💥BREAKING: Superman’s Fortress of Solitude is basically the ultimate chill spot for lonely nerds!💥🚨 Forget the tragic backstory and emotional baggage, we’re diving straight into the vibes of the *70s man cave* of your dreams!!! 😎✨🕶️🔥 In James Gunn’s latest flick, the Fortress is like if Mother Nature and Home Depot threw a rave in Antarctica! 🌲🏔️ You know Clark Kent had to use all those "get out of jail free" cards to snag a place that screams "look at me, I can bench press your mom!" 💪🏼💰 Picture this: a massive ice palace with alien artifacts sprinkled around like your friend’s questionable collection of Funko Pops! 🤖✌️ But instead of cringe villainous battles, it's just Clark vibin’ with his superdog and reminiscing about his Kryptonian bros while the rest of us are stuck in our sad little apartments with IKEA furniture! 🤡😭 Some leaked developer quotes from the film: "You thought the Batcave was cool? Hold my energy drink!" And: "When your fortress is also a 5-star resort, but for aliens only!" 🏖️🌌 ⚡🔥Hot Take: This movie will flop harder than a failed TikTok trend, but the memes?! 🤯 They’re gonna GO OFF! Superman’s gonna need a *Fortress of Trendiness* when they start dropping the reviews! Buckle up! 🚀💀 #ThisIsFine #Stonks 🤑