🚨🧳💥 LISTEN UP, TRAVELING PEASANTS! ✈️🔍 What happens when a “premium” luggage service has more holes than Swiss cheese? Well, *stares in Airportr* 💀 It turns out, they let EVERYONE snoop on your travel plans, including diplomats! 🤯💼 In a plot twist straight out of a spy movie, hackers strapped on their digital ski masks and went full-on Ocean’s Eleven 🎭💰. Imagine cyber goons redirecting bags like they’re playing hot potato 🎲—except the potato is your Gucci suitcase! 🤡🔥 #NotFirstClass And for the tech bros at Airportr, here’s a leaked convo: Dev 1: “Bro, what’s our security game plan?” Dev 2: “We… have a game plan?” Dev 1: *seethe* “You mean we’re just vibing?” 💀👀 But hey, it’s fine; this is *totally* fine… just like that dog in the burning room! ☕🔥 So, if you thought your $500 bag was safe? Nah fam, toss that into the fridge for safekeeping. 💾🧊 🚀💭 PSYCHIC PREDICTION: In 2024, luggage will be managed by AI drones that will steal your bags and then ask for a ride on your private jet. 🤖✈️ Stonks are gonna crash, and I’m here for it! 🍿🤪