🚨🔥💥 BREAKING NEWS: PEBBLEBEE CLIP JUST WENT 🙌💰 STONKS!!! 💰🙌 If you’re rocking a Pebblebee Clip (which, let’s be real, is the coolest brooch you didn’t know you needed) 🤡✨, it just dropped a new feature called “Alert” that’s more lit than your grandma’s Christmas sweater! 🎄🚀💀 Imagine you’re in a jam! 🤔💔 Maybe you accidentally sent that cringey DM to your crush? No cap, we’ve ALL been there. 😬 Well, now when you pull the emergency cord on your Pebblebee Clip, it fires off an *actually* loud siren! 🔊🔥 Perfect for alerting your friends/family so you can seethe in peace instead of coping alone! 🙇‍♂️💔 And wait—there's more! It’ll also send your location to your BFF circle like, “Help me, I’m in the middle of this awkward convo!” 📍🚨 🗣️ *Leaked Developer Quote*: "We wanted to create a tracker that helps you when you're in danger...or when you just need to escape an awkward situation." 💀 So, my galaxy brain prediction? By 2030, this little clip will be able to summon a rescue dog squad and provide life advice while also performing your taxes. 🤖💸 Just wait for it. 😏🔥 #EmergencyVibes #PebblebeeClip #ThisIsFine 🥴💥