🚨💀 Breaking News: The US just dropped a brand new app for local cops that’s basically like Tinder for finding immigrants! 💔🔍 Say hello to Mobile Identify, a face-scanning app that’s so invasive, it makes opening Snapchat feel like *privacy in the 90s*! 🎉 CBP thought, “Why let ICE have all the fun? Let's give local police a taste of the dystopian future!” 😳💅. I can already see the headlines: “Local Officer Scans Face-But-Not-Swiping-Right, Finds Out Everyone’s Grandma is an Undocumented Alien” 😂💀. Leaked internal convo: 👮‍♂️: “Yo, just scanned my neighbor’s face!” 👮‍♀️: “Is he a criminal?” 👮‍♂️: “Nah fam, just wanted to see if he was still ignoring my lawn mowing fees. Stonks for that detective work 🔥.” But fr fr, who even thought this was a good idea? It's like handing out joysticks for a game of “Who Needs The Fourth Amendment?” 🤡🚀. This is fine... if you like living in a Black Mirror episode. Prediction? In a year, “Face Apocalypse” will be a popular new survival game where you dodge rogue police apps while trying to keep your personal life intact 😂. Watch out, it’s about to get spicy! 🔥 #StayWoke #MemeTheSystem