🔪🤖 **BREAKING NEWS: THIS GUY ATTACHED 21 CHEF'S KNIVES TO A ROBOT ARM AND IT’S GOING TO BE A BLOODY GOOD TIME!** Slicing and dicing just hit a new level of chaos! 🤡💥 Meet Scott Heimendinger: the Garfunkel of kitchen knives, the mad scientist of chop! 🤯 This dude strapped 21 KNIVES to a ROBOT ARM and collected 100,000 (yes, you read that right) data points on how well they slice. 💀💰 Honestly, that’s some galaxy brain level stuff. I mean, why not throw in a meatloaf for good measure? **“Hey Scott, what’s the end goal?”** 🤔 **Scott:** “To determine which knife makes the best tomato salsa for my 3 million TikTok followers, duh! 🍅✨” From this day forward, every home cook will have existential crises as they wonder if they're using the wrong knife. 🤦‍♂️💔 This is the RAGE QUIT of kitchen gadgets, no cap! And let’s be real: in a tech world dominated by generative AI and quantum computing, who needs that when you can watch a metal arm slice veggies like it's auditioning for *American Ninja Warrior*? 🔥🔥 **Prediction Alert:** In 2025, you'll need a degree in robotic knife finesses to even scroll through TikTok recipes—aka the next “Big Chef” EPIC DYSTOPIA! 🍽️💀🚀 Share this chaos or fight me in the comments!