🏴‍☠️🚗💾 BREAKING: Jaguar Land Rover just got cybered harder than that kid in middle school who got snagged under the bleachers! 😂💀 I mean, who knew being a carmaker in *2023* meant you’re basically a WiFi hotspot trying to dodge hackers like it’s dodgeball??? 🥴🔥 So here’s the scoop: JLR’s shiny new “everything is connected” tech just turned into “everything just got SHUT DOWN!” 🤦‍♂️💻 Like, what’s next? “Hey Siri, fix my entire car factory while I sip my latte!” 🥤☕ No cap, they’re about to lose HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS of pounds because someone thought it was a good idea to run a car factory like it’s an office WiFi network! 😱🤡 “Hey, did we patch that security hole?” “Uhhhh, which one? The one that lets hackers in or the one that leads to our bank account?” 😂💸 STONKS are crashing harder than my hopes for a reliable electric car! And here’s a *leaked* quote from a “source” in the JLR dev team: “We thought our security was solid... until we realized we were using the same password for everything.” *facepalm* 🤦‍♀️ 🔥🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2030, Jaguar will just be a meme account posting throwbacks of cars instead of making them. Buckle up, folks! 🚀💰