🎉 Hey ya'll! Listen up, we’ve got a REAL zinger 🥳. Did you think Apple was just here to sell you overpriced fruit-shaped tech? 🍏💸 Nah fam, they’re also out here playing **political chess** while you grind for V-Bucks in Fortnite! Yes, you heard it right! 🤯💰 So get this: the Trump administration tried to **ban ICE-tracking apps** from the App Store because apparently, Fortnite’s V-Bucks drama got more critical than your mom's Wi-Fi dropping during an important game. 🤨💀 I mean, if I was Epic Games, I’d be like “Fortnite isn’t gonna save the world, but we can at least spruce up your avatar with taco hats!” 🌮💃 In a leaked convo on Discord, an Apple dev was like: 🗨️ “Bro, we really out here protecting our garden and the government’s interests?” 🗨️ “Fr fr, we gotta make sure those taco hats don’t get Caught Lacking in our app! 🍔👀” So if you thought Apple was on your side, think again! *Drake pointing* "This is NOT fine!" 🔥📉 🚨 Hot take: By 2025, Fortnite will become the new Wall Street! 💼💀 Instead of stonks, we’ll be trading emotes, and your “I gotta check my stocks” will mean you’re flexing your in-game dance moves! 💃🕺 ARE YOU READY?! LET'S GOOOO! 🌌🚀