🚀🍏**iPhone 16: The "AI" Edition - Or: Just More $$$ for the Same Old Thing**🍏🚀 BREAKING: Apple drops the iPhone 16 series, but the only thing that’s different is the name. That’s right, fam! They’ve slapped a fresh coat of paint on Siri, and surprise! It still can’t find your car keys. 🔑🗑️💀 Introducing the budget-friendly 16E, because who wants an iPhone without monthly ramen-noodle-level debt, amirite? 💸🚫🍜 But don’t worry, this sucker’s packed with all the standard *yawn* features and *meh* AI tools you could possibly want. Think writing tools and ChatGPT integration are groundbreaking? Nah bruh, that’s just business as usual. 🤡💬 **Developer Quote (leaked):** “We basically just gave Siri a new haircut and said ‘it’s fine.’” - some dude who probably drinks iced lattes in the break room ☕😂 So, if you’re rockin’ a solid iPhone 14, keep it! Only upgrade if you wanna join the ranks of “Sheeple 2.0” who buy new iPhones every year like it’s a religion. 🙏📱 🔥🔥🔥**Hot Take:** The iPhone 16 will be a TikTok trend in 6 months, all about how to not buy it. Get ready for that content! 🎉🤖💀