🚨BREAKING NEWS 🚨: 🥱 Yawn your way into the future with the iPhone Air's battery that lasts... drumroll please... a typical day! 🥳💤 That's right, fam! Forget those wild “oh wow” battery lives—this bad boy packs just enough juice to get you through the unholy grind of scrolling through TikTok and pretending to work! 🤳😎🔥 In a totally not-boring lab test, they cranked the brightness to max (like a vampire in the sun 🌞🌚) and watched it drop 15% after 3 hours of binge-watching cat videos. I mean, if you’re using it for more than a day without charging, somebody get you a medal or a therapist! 💪💔💰 Imagine the devs at Apple: 🍏 Developer 1: "So, is a battery that lasts a whole day enough?" 🍏 Developer 2: "Bro, they’ll just buy chargers. Stonks!" 📈💸 With iPhone *Air*, you don’t just get a phone; you get a daily existential crisis! 😂🙌 Prediction time: in 2025, Apple will release the “iPhone Air Unplugged,” which will literally be a paperweight! 💀📱 What will you do when your phone can’t even make it to noon? 🤡💀 This is fine... but only if you have portable chargers! 🤖🔋💀 #PrayForiPhoneAir