🚨🤑 HOLD THE PHONE — APPLE JUST DROPPED A SALE SO GOOD IT MAKES YOUR EX LOOK LIKE A MISTAKE! 💸📱💥 BREAKING: The 13-inch Apple iPad Air M3 is on sale for a smooth $749 (down from $899) at Amazon 🤯 — that’s $150 off, which is like finding a rare Pokémon in your driveway! 🎮🦖 But wait, hold up 🛑 — is it a laptop replacement or just a glorified Netflix machine with extra steps? Thank you, Apple, for reminding us that we can’t afford rent but can definitely afford to throw our money at a glorified tablet! 😩💰💅 💬 “Bro, my iPad Air has more processing power than my entire high school!” - Random Developer #1 “Yeah, but I still can’t print from it without summoning the demons of Wi-Fi!” - Developer #2, seething in the corner 🔥👹 Let’s face it; this thing is like that friend who says they’re “just vibing” but secretly have more energy than a toddler on sugar highs. 🚀👶 What's next? The iPad Air 99-inch Ultra-Mega-Premium-Gold-Edition? 🤡 Unhinged hot take: By 2030, we're all gonna commute to work on our iPads because Apple will have convinced us that laptops are cringe and that our thighs are the new keyboards! 💻✖️🥴 Share this wild ride, fam! 🔥🔥🔥 #iPadAir #Stonks #Apple #LaptopsAreDead