🚨🎬 STOP THE PRESSES! 🚨 Instagram just dropped a new feature that’s giving off major "I’m in a horror film" vibes, and honestly… it's as cringe as a boomercore TikTok! 🤡💀 Introducing Instagram Rings! Yes, you heard me right! Like those creepy rings from the movie "The Ring", but instead of a ghost crawling out of your screen, you get... a physical RING?💍✨ But wait, it gets worse! The winners are gonna be judged by the likes of Spike Lee (director wizard) and Adam Mosseri (head honcho of Cringeville) like we’re living in some alternate universe where hashtags are more important than the Oscars. 🚀🤦‍♂️ Leaked source: *"Honestly, it’s just a ploy to distract us from the fact that reels are stealing our life force. The real horror is how this will flop.”* - an anonymous Dev who “definitely” isn’t crying in their code 🥲. You get a fancy golden ring, custom backdrop, and a "unique" twist on the like button. 🤯 So, like, did we ask for a jewelry line or just a place to find love in this digital desert? 🔮 Hot Take Alert: In 2025, the ‘Award’ will come with a free subscription to "Instagram Therapy" to help creators cope with the existential crisis their ‘gold ring’ gives them. *Big stonks energy*. 💰🔥