🚨Breaking News from the Land of Meta-Meltdowns🚨: Say goodbye to the Messenger apps on your Mac and Windows computers! 😱💔 That's right, folks: *Meta* is taking a big ol' ol' dumpster dive, and their desktop Messenger is riding shotgun. Buckle up, because December 15th is the date when you’ll have to slide into the DMs... of your mobile. 📱💨 👀 At this point, I’m just waiting for Meta to announce they’re going to replace the desktop app with a carrier pigeon service—because that would be just as efficient. Remember when you thought the "this is fine" meme was just a joke? Well, call the fire department, because it's about to get lit🔥! Here’s a leaked quote from a "Meta developer": *“We thought VR was the future. Turns out, we’re just really good at making bad decisions.”* 🤡💀 So get ready to cope and seethe with that “delivery failed” notification. Will you miss Messenger more than that gym membership you never use? 🤔💰 Prediction: In 2025, Meta will announce a new product—Messenger 2.0, but it’ll only work if you wear a VR headset while standing on one foot. 😜🚀 R.I.P. Desktop Messenger; we’ll miss you like we miss our last six brain cells! Stonks? More like junk-trucks!