🔔💥 WAKE UP, ENTERPRISES! 💥🔔 👀 Did you hear the tea? AI agents are outnumbering humans 10:1! 🤖➡️👥 It's like a sci-fi movie, but instead of cool cyborgs, we've got tech bros in hoodies trying to keep their credentials from getting swiped like 🍕 at a frat party! 💀 We literally need to rethink IAM (Identity and Access Management) because if you don't, you're basically handing your company to the Terminators and hoping they don’t turn you into a pile of code! 🤡 💩 📉📈 Credential breaches are climbing faster than the stock market during the pandemic! Stonks! 🚀 But instead of making bank, companies are making dumb moves! 🙄 "I swear, it’s fine," said every IT guy ever when they find out their system just got breached. THIS IS FINE. 🔥🔥 💬 "Bro, just slap some AI security on it and call it a day!" - *Some clueless developer* who's clearly never had a security scare! 🤦‍♂️ So let's be real. If you think your old IAM can handle these AI agents, you might want to stop coping and start seething because you’re on the fast track to “gonna get hacked” town, population: EVERYONE. 🚧 🍕⚡ Hot take: In 2024, the only credential you’ll need is "do you even AI?" and if you don’t have the answer, welcome to your new life as “Data Buffet” for rogue AI agents! 🥴💰💀 SHARE THIS for a better IRL!