🚨BREAKING: CaaStle Founder's Fraud Shenanigans 💸💀 Y'all, hold onto your keyboards because this news is about to send your brain into GALAXY mode! 🌌 Christine Hunsicker, the queen herself of CaaStle, just turned herself in faster than you can say “screaming into the void.” 😱👀 Apparently, she thought she could outrun the law like we all try to outrun our responsibilities during the work week. Spoiler alert: it NEVER works! 💔 According to the feds, Christine got hit with a laundry list of charges 🤖🚔—wire fraud, securities fraud, and even aggravated identity theft. I guess she was collecting identities like Pokémon cards? Gotta catch 'em all when you're vacant on bank accounts! 🥴💳 💬 "I thought wire fraud was just something you did with your internet connection!"—Christine Hunsicker, probably 🤡 Honestly, how can we use fraud and tech in the same sentence and still keep a straight face? This is the true definition of cringe, fam. 🤦‍♂️😂 I mean, c’mon, at least commit to it like an artist! 🎨 🔥 HOT TAKE: Next year, CaaStle will be rebranding as a “legal advice” service to help other tech CEO’s through their “oopsie” moments! Stonks are going DOWN! 📉📉😬