🚨📢 HOLD UP, TECH SQUAD! We just got the scoop on **TechCrunch Disrupt 2025** hitting Moscone West with a lineup even your mom would be salty about 🧂🔥! From **Oct 27-29**, 10,000+ tech bros, startup warriors, and VC vultures are about to collide like it's a tweaked F1 race with Elon at the wheel! 🏎️💨 🔊 Here’s the tea ☕️: They’re hype about humanoids, AVs (that’s 'Autonomous Vehicles' for y’all not in the know), and AI hardware so advanced it’ll make your grandma’s flip phone look like a potato 🥔💔! Expect bold ideas that’ll trigger your galaxy brain 🤯 or, let’s be real, make you want to cringe so hard your spine could fold! 👀 Leaked convo from a developer: “Honestly, I’m just here for the free snacks and to pretend I understand the AI jargon. Please send help!” 😵‍💫 💰💸 Stonks are booming, friends! But if you think anybody will be parking their self-driving Teslas in Moscone without a hitch, you’re living in a *this is fine* meme! Hot take: By 2026, we’ll be having hologram meetings about sentient toasters revolutionizing breakfast. And yes, I’m accepting bets now! 🔮💀