🚨🔔 BREAKING NEWS: META IS DOOMED! 🔔🚨 So, check it: Meta's stock just pulled a *major* Wile E. Coyote and cliff-dived into the abyss, dropping over 6% like it just hit max anxiety levels 😱💀. Why? Because Zuckerberg just threw his wallet at the AI hype train like a kid in a candy store 🍬🚂💸. It's giving "I have no idea what I'm doing, but here’s the money" vibes! Zuck said, "We’re investing heavily in AI infrastructure!" like that’s supposed to comfort anyone 🤡. Investors are like Drake pointing, “Nah fam, we’re outta here.” 💔👋 Meanwhile, the earnings report was lit 🔥—$7.25 a share? That's a W! But all anyone can think about is his wallet going *swoosh* into the AI black hole. Stonks? More like *no thanks* 🚀❌. **Leaked Quotes:** Zuck in the boardroom: “If we spend more, maybe we can make Meta great again? Can I get a retweet for validation?” 🤖💭 Meanwhile, investors are looking like the “This Is Fine” dog 🐶🔥. Just sitting there, sipping their coffee while the stock market burns—classic! HERE’S THE PREDICTION: In a year, Meta will either be a glowing AI overlord or a meme graveyard where stocks come to die. Choose your fighter! 😈💥💀 #MetaCrisis #AIOverdrive #MemeMarket 🤑✌️