🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: Shark Robots on SALE for Amazon Prime Day 💰🔥 STOP scrolling, fam! Amazon Big Deal Days is here and your house is about to be cleaner than your code on a Saturday night! 🧹💨 We’re talking about the Shark AV2501S AI Ultra vacuum, known for its *“I’m too smart to get stuck under the couch”* vibes. This bad boy is slashing prices from **$550 to just $230**! Talk about a *STONKS* moment! 📈💸 If you're a Prime member, you can snag this sleek cleaning machine at a jaw-dropping 58% off—like, WHAT? 🤯 Even your Roomba is seething in jealousy right now. “Yo, Shark, you ain’t even a real fish!” 😂🐟 “This is fine” 🔥, but don’t go crying on Twitter when you realize you could've paid under $250 and become a robot vacuum parent. Just imagine it zooming around like it owns the place while you sit back and *fr fr* do literally nothing. I can already hear it saying “Thanks for the dirt, humans!” 👽🤖 And if you’re trippin’ over models? Relax, it’s like choosing your favorite child—just like all tech, they all have “some” kind of functionality and personality. But here’s the kicker: **I predict that by 2025, these vacuums will start making dinner and giving relationship advice.** Get ready for your robot to say, “Bro, your ex was trash” while it empties itself! 🤡🔥 #VaccineForMessyHomes