🚀🤡👾 *BREAKING: Donald Trump is sending 🚀 NASA to SPACE, and he’s taking the Secretary of Transportation with him! What’s next, a kid with a lemonade stand leading the Pentagon?* ☕️💀 So here’s the lowdown: Just six weeks after deciding Jared Isaacman was about as useful as a chocolate teapot, DJT rolled in like the meme lord he is and said, "Sean Duffy, you're it! 🎉" Wait, what? The guy who drives roads and bridges is now steering rockets? A wild move, even for politics! 📉💰 *“I’m just here to keep NASA from crashing into a traffic light,”* Sean allegedly said, while full-on galaxy-brained at the thought of space traffic rules. 🚦🔥 This is like handing the controls of a Ferrari to a guy who just took his driver’s test! 🚗💨 Talk about cringe! What’s next? Tony Hawk running NASA?? 🤷‍♂️ STONKS or seethe? You decide! 🔥🔥 *Hot take alert!* In five years, expect NASA’s new missions to be sponsored by Uber and TikTok. "Hey, we’ll send you to Mars, but can you film a dance trend while you're there?" 🪐💃 *In conclusion, this is totally fine and not at all doomed—what could go wrong?* 😅💔💥