🚨 **BREAKING NEWS: Headless Servers Are Now HeadLess** 🚨 Are you tired of wrestling with a rat’s nest of monitors and mice like you're in an episode of Hoarders? 😩💻💥 Say hello to Comet, the *$90 miracle box* that’s about to make your homelab less cluttered and 100% more 🔥. Like, what even is a server rack without a *literal* box of magic? 🤖✨ This remote-access wizardry means you can finally stop pretending your server isn’t secretly judging you for all those questionable late-night downloads. Fr fr, it’s like your servers are on a permanent vacation while you sit on the couch, binge-watching the latest season of “This is Fine” 🌈🔥. *Leaked Developer Quote:* “Honestly, we just wanted to make servers as cool as the new iPhone, but without the 2-year waiting list. So we put a box in a box.” 🤡📦 And who knew remote-access solutions would *actually* exist? Stonks! 📈💰 But listen, if I see you using Comet while still using a potato as a server… that's cringe honestly. Just embrace the chaos, and let’s be real here: *who needs physical access anymore?* The future is now, baby! 🚨 Unhinged Prediction: In 2025, Comet will be the only way to access a server, and all human interfaces will be replaced by holographic projections of cats. 😻🚀 Boom! Mic drop! 💣