🚨🔧 *BREAKING*: Walmart’s Google Home Cameras Are Now Part of the “What Could Go Wrong” Hall of Fame! 📸🤡🔥 Yo, fam! 🌟 You ever get that *new* tech that promises to be life-changing, only to discover it’s just a glorified paperweight? *Welcome to Walmart’s Google Home cameras, where users are saying “This is fine” while their feeds are buffering like a 2005 YouTube tutorial.* 😭💔💻 So, apparently, these bad boys are like that one friend who says they’re “great at cooking”. Spoiler: it’s microwaving frozen burritos! 😂💀 Leaked developer quote: "We were aiming for Nest-level quality, but we hermetically sealed the budget in a bag labeled ‘not today’!" 🏷️💸 🔍 Users are reporting ghost recon-level glitches and connectivity issues that could make even an office potato cringe. One user was like, “I just wanted to see my cat and now I’ve got a deep fake of Bigfoot scaring me on repeat.” I mean, *seriously*? Low-key stonks are plummeting faster than my motivation on a Monday morning. 📉🚀 🔥 Hot take: Walmart’s next move could just be hiring a psychic to fix their surveillance tech. Just pray they don’t sell us their *vision* via a clearance-sale Ouija board. 👻✨ **Share this to cleanse your timeline of those boring tech reviews!** No cap, you’ll thank me later! 🥳🎉