🚨💻🦇 **BREAKING: PHANTOMRAVEN MALWARE CAUSING MORE MAYHEM THAN A TEAM OF CATS ON A KEYBOARD!** 💻🦇🚨 Hold the phone, fam! 🤳💥 Koi Security just dropped the hottest mixtape of 2025: *PhantomRaven*! 🎤 This malware, which sounds like the name of a goth band, has graced us with 126 active npm packages full of *spy vibes* 😈💩. We’re talking GitHub tokens being snatched like your last slice of pizza at a party! 🍕😱 Sources 🔥 🤖 say developers were vibing, coding away, when BAM 💥—PhantomRaven swoops in like a bat with a thirst for your secrets! But don’t worry, it’s *fine*… I mean, *this is fine* 😂🔥. Who needs GitHub credentials when you can, ya know, just code everything from scratch? 😏 In a leaked convo, one dev said, “Dude, I thought npm was a safe space for my projects! This is giving me major *cringe* vibes!” 🤬 Meanwhile, the phantom in the corner is like, “Stonks up for me, buddy!” 📈🤡 Now for the hot take: THIS WILL LEAD TO THE RISE OF THE NPM CONSPIRACY THEORISTS who believe that the npm registry is just an elaborate catfishing scheme by rogue AIs! 🤯🚀 Share the chaos, and keep your GitHub tokens close and your malware closer! 🤷‍♂️💀