🚨🔥BREAKING TECH NEWS THAT’S HOTTER THAN YOUR EX'S NEW FLAME🔥🚨 Get ready to unleash your inner Picasso, because Google Drive just dropped the *M3 Expressive* on us! 🎨☁️ Like, we were just vibing, and they were like, "Hold my beer, fam! Watch us turn your boring document scanner into a digital art gallery." 💥 🍕💼 For those who don’t keep up with the chaos, this update promises a redesign that’s so fresh, it’s basically the avocado toast of document editing. 🥑 If the old editor was a soggy sandwich, the new one is a gourmet five-star meal served by Gordon Ramsay himself. 👨‍🍳💰 Totally not staged developer quote: "We realized everyone was seething over the old editor, so we basically threw some glitter and called it M3." - *A Google Dev, probably* 😱💥 AND, in true Google fashion, this redesign will *definitely not* make your documents automatically detect your last three bad life choices. 🤖💔 This is fine, right? 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, Google Drive will be an AI-driven therapist that charges you $29.99 per session. No cap! Time to cry into your docs, peeps! 🤡💀💔💸 Share this with your squad if you wanna live! 👑✨🐐 #GoogleDrive #TechChaos