🎉💀 Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round because OpenAI just dropped something juicier than a TikTok dance trend! 🍕🚀 Behold, the ChatGPT Atlas—no, it’s not a new mixtape from your favorite SoundCloud rapper, but it’s almost as chaotic! ✨ Our guy Dane Stuckey, aka @cryps1s (the guy who probably wears a tinfoil hat, fr fr), is out here talking about "prompt injection mitigations" like he’s prepping for a tech apocalypse. 🔒💻 Like, we didn’t ask for a cybersecurity TED Talk, but here we are, right? 🎤 "We’ve added a ‘logged out mode’," says Dane, probably while sipping a double espresso. 🚫👀 This new feature BLOCKS AGENT ACCESS to your credentials—kinda like your parents when they find your browser history. 😳💀 🔍 But let’s be real: if you need to BLOCK AGENTS from accessing your stuff, does that mean they were THIRSTY to get in the first place? 😂🍷 Sounds like a drama-filled episode of "Keeping Up with the AI-dashians!" 🔥 If this isn’t red flag emoji territory, I don’t know what is! We’re living in a "This is fine" meme world while AI is busy sipping on your data like it’s some sweet, sweet nectar. 🚨 So here’s an UNHINGED prediction: In 2024, ChatGPT will be your personal therapist that books secret therapy sessions with all your exes, and you'll still PAY FOR IT. STONKS! 💰💀💥